By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
soo... how was my night?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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