Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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