good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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