I don't usually arrange sex via text message
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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