so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
