Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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