I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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