Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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