Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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