But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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