to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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