Everything about him screamed your future.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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