Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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