maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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