I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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