So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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