I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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