Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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