I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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