hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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