She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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