David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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