Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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