During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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