weddingsv make me drug and hornr
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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