i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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