So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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