Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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