ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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