Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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