i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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