oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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