Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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