Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
ok first of all what the fuck
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
