i don't like sucking hair
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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