Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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