Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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