"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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