Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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