You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Randomize
