where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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