She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Everyone says I win the strip club
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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