I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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