Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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