Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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