Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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