Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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