I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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