i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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