if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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