Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
