Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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