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he shaved USA in his pubs
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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