ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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