Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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