He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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